Saturday, June 02, 2007

A few overlooked novels from 2006

Alright, I know half of 2007 has gone by before I post this list of intriguing books, but maybe by this time they will have been issued in paperback. A few of these titles did get some decent exposure, but the reading public really didn’t know what to make of them. It comes down to fear: Fear of trying something new, something different or something off the beaten path that’s not a clone of King, Grisham, Evanovich, et.al. Sometimes it pays to take a chance. Many would be considered slipstream novels, but others have a solid genre categorization. Listed in no particular order:

Three Days to Never by Tim Powers

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Tim Powers seems to perpetually fly under the radar even though his novels are critically acclaimed and this one is no exception. Here we find Einstein did discover a way of time travel but tried to hide that fact as it scared him a great deal. However, his direct descendants from present time unintentionally uncover this secret and are being pursued by the MOSSAD and a Gnostic sect from Europe who have been at lengths trying to recreate Einstein’s find. Power’s novels are usually populated with fascinating characters bordering on the edge of believability. In this case, there’s a young blind female assassin who can see through the eyes of other people in close proximity to her, among others just as interesting.

The Brief History of the Dead by Kevin Brockmeier

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Sometimes ‘what if’ stories can truly be fun to read, but also just as thought provoking. What if the dead dwell on an alternate plane of existence surviving only because someone remembers them, then slip away once the living memories are gone? What if humans are wiped out by a virulent plague save for a lonely researcher based in Antarctica? What happens then, when there’s only one person left alive? This is the premise of Brockmeier’s fascinating novel. Alternating between the dead and the researcher’s attempt to survive, this novel delves into the nature of relationships and the interconnectedness shared by people.

The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters by Gordon Dahlquist

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Dahlquist has given us a Victorian gothic mystery that would be welcome in any Sherlock Holmes’ fan library. Although it is long and could be considered challenging, the descriptive prose works well and thus the length. Could it have been edited better? Well, yes, but even at a whopping 800 pages it didn’t really bother me as the lengthy descriptions added layers to the atmosphere already redolent with an airy aplomb. Here we have some of the most human and intriguing protagonists thrown together in what appears to be London, although it is never stated as such. Celeste Temple is an upper class lady who follows her fiancĂ© after he abruptly ends their engagement with no reason and finds he is embroiled in an eldrich alchemically fueled plot. She eventually allies herself with Dr. Swenson, an awkward military doctor cum diplomatic officer whose royal charge is involved in the plot as well, and an assassin simply known as Cardinal Chang. Very character driven and imaginative.


The Book of Lost Things by John Connelly

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John Connolly creates dark thrillers like an expert sushi chef prepares sushi, that is, sublimely. In this book, however, Connolly goes in a different literary direction; dark fantasy. David, a 12 year old boy whose mom died near the beginning of WWII, currently has stepmother he does not like. And to make matters worse, she is pregnant, making David fear this complication in his life will take his father’s attention from him. He lives in her house and his room has books that inexplicably whisper to him. Then one fateful night he is caught outside in the ground’s sunken garden and when he is scrambling for his life he suddenly finds himself in another world where traditional, dark fairy tales are alive. (Very much like the Wardrobe from another beloved book.) David is pursued by nasty half-human, half-wolf creatures and the sinister Crooked Man as he runs across a myriad of characters from lore to try to get back to his world. (The funniest and most twisted of which is the 7 Dwarves spouting labor laws and their own Communist Ideal with a totally bossy and repugnant Snow White.) John Connolly’s fantasy debut places him in good company with Charles de Lint, Neil Gaiman and Robert Holdstock.

World War Z by Max Brooks

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Subtitled An Oral History of the Zombie War, this book is exactly that. Yes, it's a zombie tale, but do not let the title fool you as there's more to meet the eye between these pages. What if there was a zombie outbreak? Brooks delves into that question with broad, yet detailed strokes. This is a first rate suspense novel written as a collection of interviews of survivors of the zombie infection from around the world. Brooks does not fall into the trap of trying to explain how zombies came into being (sort of like how the first vampire came to be), but instead gives us a place of origin (patient zero was a child in China) and how it spread through the world by ignorance, greed, shortsightedness and uncooperativeness. The true power of this novel becomes apparent when one substitutes the word ‘virus’ for ‘zombie.’

The Man from the Diogenes Club
by Kim Newman

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British Movie/TV critic and novelist, Kim Newman, has been writing in tune with a certain appreciation of pop culture throughout his writing career. And in this fine collection of short stories, he has out done himself in this regard. These stories revolve around Richard Jepperson, a toned down Austin Powers, complete with serious Mojo and wardrobe, minus the silliness. Jepperson is a member of the Diogenes Club (as first mentioned in Sherlock Holmes stories), a semi-secretive cabal of the British Government that is sent off to deal with any out of the mainstream weirdness (mostly occult, like a toned down Lovecraft) that crops up. Each story progresses through Jepperson’s time with the Diogenes Club, starting in the 70s and ending in the contemporary times. Newman imbues each story with enough British pop culture references (complete with glossary in the back, even with references to Newman’s other novels where characters show up in) to be an Anglophiles wet dream.

The Wall by Jeff Long

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Boulder author, Jeff long came out with one of my top ten books in 1999 with The Descent, a modern unapologetic horror novel that tackles the origin of the devil in a very realistic way. Here he gives us a ghost story in the true sense of the term that takes place within several days as rock climbers tackle Yosemite's El Capitan. The tone is very similar to another ghost story he had written earlier titled The Reckoning, based in the killing fields of Cambodia. Very atmospheric with images that stay with you for a long time. A mountaineer himself, Long is very detailed with the climbers’ ascent of that fabled monolithic granite slab.

Skinny Dipping in the Lake of the Dead: Stories by Alan Deniro

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Deniro’s 16 short story collection runs the gamut from alternative history to fantasy to slipstream. Like many good writers such as Jonathan Carroll, Bradley Denton, Jonathan Lethem, DeNiro makes ordinary every day settings seem out of the ordinary, sometimes subtly and other times outrageously. Either way he is a writer to keep an eye on.

Out of Thin Air: Dinosaurs, Birds, And Earth's Ancient Atmosphere by Peter Douglas Ward

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This list reflects the percentage of fiction vs nonfiction I usually read and thus this is the only nonfiction in the list. I’m picky as to what I read and it is even more so with nonfiction. Peter Ward is a professor of geology and an expert on mass extinctions and the author of Rare Earth, a book where he proposes that life in the universe would be rare due to all the conditions that would be necessary. In his latest book, Ward puts forth a theory that from the Cambrian period onward, dinosaurs survived several extinction events due to rapidly evolving respiratory systems to compensate for varying oxygen levels. Taking cues from modern birds (considered the modern predecessor to the dinosaurs), where geese are known to fly above the Himalayas where man is hard pressed without supplemental oxygen to survive, he takes a look at the development of not only respiratory systems, but egg vs live birthing and cold vs warm bloodedness. Fascinating premise and a great read for those interested in paleontology.

Of Note:

Smonk by Tom Franklin

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This Southern gothic is definitely not for everyone. After reading it I’m still not sure what to make of it but it is a wild ride full of brutal murders, rapes, rabies, drought, fires, prostitution, fake eyeball sucking and much more. As grim as Stewart O’Nan’s A Prayer for the Dying, but whereas that novel stays firmly cloaked in horror and despair, Smonk has more than its share of black humor that shines through the grit. At the turn of the 20th century, a trial for multi-time offender with multiple charges, E. O. Smonk, goes terribly awry. Thus a manhunt is underway in Old Texas, Alabama as 15 year old prostitute, Evavangeline, heads towards the area pursued by her own past, towards a confrontation the town would be hard pressed to survive.

Half Life by Shelley Jackson

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Not to be confused with atmospheric horror great, Shirley Jackson, Shelley Jackson has written a dense novel with one of the most unusual protagonists, a conjoined twin, Nora and Blanche. Jackson depicts a parallel world where in the US radioactive fallout creates a Siamese twins subculture based in San Francisco. Nora is loving life, however her twin, Blanche, is in a coma-like state. What propels this satire is Nora’s quest to find a way to get rid of Blanche. Neatly interspersed between chapters there are cultural and psychological tidbits based on conjoined twins and some of the funniest are from The Siamese Twin Reference Manual such as “solo S&M for the single twofer”, “items from the Delta Skymall Catalog for twofers” and “the Twofer pride Film Festival.” It’s an intriguing look at identity.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Everyone, it seems, has a secret side

I decided to go to a book signing featuring Food Network personality, Giada De Laurentiis (Everyday Italian), at a local Sur La Table, a national chain cooking supply store. Since I’m a closet Food Network junkie, I really couldn’t pass up meeting the network’s sweetheart.

The event was for Saturday, April, 14th at noon. Thankfully the major snow storm forecasted for the day before materialized way south of Denver so it was not canceled. The publisher stipulated that it would be a ticketed event, with a ticket handed out to anyone who purchased her new book, Everyday Pasta, at that store.
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On the Monday before, I went across town to purchase the book and get my ticket. At that time there was only about a couple dozen tickets handed out. However when I got there on Saturday an hour and a half before the event (I was picking up some chef knives I dropped off to be sharpened and was going to hang out until the event) there was already a line that extended outside the store to about 3/4 the way down the block. So I picked up my knives, dropped them off in the car and went to get in line. It was funny hearing people exclaim as they walked past me to get in line that they didn’t think there’d be this many people. Hey, she’s a TV personality, what does one expect?

The line started moving promptly at noon and as I managed to get in the store itself, the line snaked through the perimeter of the store. I had my camera with me and the stipulation was that no flash was to be used and no pictures taken as you got to within a few meters of the table where Giada was signing. It went smoothly and quite quickly, very little chat, just move along after she signs.

I caught glimpse of her as I wound my way through the store in line and she was dressed as she normally is for a show. If you are not familiar with her shows, Giada mainly wears a snug shirt that shows and accents her cleavage, sometimes with a blouse over that shirt like she was wearing for the signing. However, me being the observant puppy I am, I noticed what she had on under the table she sat at. I did a double take and sure enough Giada was wearing knee high black leather boots, sort of a cross between fetish wear and motorcycle boots, with silver buckles all the way up the sides. Something you would find at Hot Topic or even a fetish shop.

My turn at the table came and I had some time to chat as I had four books for her to sign. I was dazzled by her trademark smile (up close and personal) as she asked if I was Scott, as indicated on the Post-It note stuck to the first book. I said I was and she beamed at me as she started signing. I then mentioned that I love her boots. She stopped signing, looked at me for a second in surprise and then hit me again with her trademark smile touched with a bit of a conspiratorial grin and said she liked them too. A few more pleasantries were exchanged and then I was off to the side, my time with Giada and her boots over.

After watching many of her shows, I never would have guessed Giada would have a thing for knee high black leather multi-buckled boots. It makes me smile every time I think about it.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Coldplay

The latest from one of our Canadian friends is that she just went to a Coldplay concert. This reminded me of a great song and video spoof of Coldplay that can be viewed here:

http://www.everythingsoundslikecoldplaynow.com/

Thursday, March 09, 2006

More buzz about the iPod

Apple computer has made history and impacted society in many different ways since it’s conception. Most recently was with the introduction of the iPod and the one billionth iTunes download which occurred about a month ago. Now you can become more intimate with your iPod...

Introducing the iBuzz, an ingeniously designed vibrator that when connected to an MP3 player, emits stimulating pulses in time with the music. Turning up the volume increases the vibrations. Nor just for women, it comes with two his-and-hers attachments. Now you really can get down with Barry White, Nine Inch Nails or your favorite performer of the day!

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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Alien Loves Predator

Just for fun, a comic website fans of Aliens and/or Predators - or just fans of humor - need to check out. Meet Abe and Preston...

http://www.alienlovespredator.com/index.php

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Valentine's Day Books of the Week

Stumped on what to get your loved one for Valentine’s Day? Card, flowers and chocolate (Jelly Bellys for some) not enough? Here’s a few suggestions for your dilemma!

Position of the Day by the Editors from Nerve.com

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The Kama Sutra has nothing on this tome of everyone’s favorite indoor (or outdoor) sport! This daily guide has a handy rating system listing calories used , equipment needed and the hazards and benefits per position. Complete with drawings of the positions! Like the title says, there’s 365 positions so there’s bound to be a position or two to strike your fancy. Like “The Edward Scissorhands” (February 12) or “The Very Curious George” (October 18). Then there’s “The Lord of the Rings” (May 27) and “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” (April 25). Some are more demanding than others, like the “Drop Me and I’ll Sue!” (September 9). Try them all!


How Animals Have Sex by David Strorm

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Learn how various animals of the world do the wild thang! This cute little book has nice glossy pictures and descriptions of how varied animals species procreate. You will learn some fascinating facts such as the function of the snail love dart, what animal has a detachable swimming penis, what animal has the worst penis in the world, what animal engages in appophalation (you will have to look that one up on your own and be prepared to squeal!) and which animals are into golden showers. And for those who think they are studs, you should read about the animal who demands the male have sex up to 150 times a day for five days straight. Fun for all and you learn about animal behavior and physiology too! Who could pass that up?

Monday, January 23, 2006

Scientology will never die

Scientologists do not mess with crop circles. Instead they carve their circles in the rock and dirt. According to a TV station in Albuquerque, NM, diamond-shaped symbols enclosed by two large interlocking circles has recently been observed from high altitudes etched into the ground at a known Scientology compound. The symbol matches the logo of the Church of Spiritual Technology, the Scientology corporation that built an underground vault in the 1980’s at that site. This vault contains the works of Ron L. Hubbard inscribed on stainless steel plates and encased in titanium. Obviously this was designed to withstand a nuclear catastrophe. Going rumor is the above ground etchings mark the location of the vault for the future return of Scientologists from outer space. I’m sure this makes Tom Cruise want to jump on more couches...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Gifts for the geek who has everything

Do you have a geek to buy for and not a clue what to get them this holiday season? Despair not for here is the answer to the woes of geeky gifty-poo items:

A company called Solid Alliance has come out with a series of unique USB gadgets. First is the a plate of spaghetti that is actually a USB extension cable. And if you own a USB Shrimp Drive, you can place it on the fork in order to connect to your computer.

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Then for the light hearted and animal lovers out there, there’s a new i-Duck USB Memory Storage device. The i-Duck uses a USB 1.1 interface and has a maximum storage capacity of 256MB. When plugged into your computer's USB port, the i-Duck will light up. Six different colors are available: Pink, Yellow, Blue, Tangerine, Army, and Heart. A six color set is also available. I can't wait for the Devil Ducky version!

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Never again will you have to choose between having sushi or having a USB memory drive - thanks to the USB sushi drive. The convincing USB sushi drive comes in several flavors and in a 32MB or 128MB size.

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Finally. the makers of the Swiss Army Knife introduces the Victorinox SwissMemory Alox multitool as a new option for the popular SwissMemory. The rugged Alox housing incorporates a high-performance USB 2.0 data storage device with other practical features. The USB memory stick is easily removable from the tool for safekeeping. Comes in a 256MB or 1GB size.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

For all you Pervy Hobbit Fanciers out there (and you know who you are!)

Ok, first of all I’m back after some picture hosting snafus with Tinypic.com. I apologise for all 3 of you or so who have been waiting patiently for me to whip out more fun and exciting otter blogs.

Pervy hobbit fancier point of interest #1:

Elijah Wood is set to play Iggy Pop in an upcoming film about the legendary musician. As Neo would say, “Whoa...”

Wood has stated: "I'm scared to death of doing it, because I love him (Iggy Pop) so much and I respect the music so much. I don't want to be the person responsible for screwing that up."

Shooting for the film will begin in 2006. Not since Tom Cruise was cast to play Lestat has there been such an interesting choice of casting.

Pervy hobbit fancier point of interest #2:

"The Lord of the Rings ", the first major stage musical adaptation of JRR Tolkien's classic trilogy, opened in London this spring. A Toronto opening is set for 2006 where the City of Toronto is hoping that it will become the 2nd largest musical hotspot, right behind NYC. A US opening is planned for either 2007 or 2008. The officicial website is http://www.lotr.com/ or www.thelordoftheringsmusical.com (both require the Macromedia Flash player 7 plug-in).

The fun aspect of LotR becoming a musical is that fans have already started suggesting song titles (many based on actual show tune songs) such as “These are a few of my favorite Rings.” Lyrics to this and more song titles are as follows:

“These are a few of my favorite Rings.” Seven Rings wrought for the deep-delving dwarrows, Nine Rings for humans, awaiting their barrows, Three for the elves (or, at least, for their kings); These are a few of my favorite Rings. One Ring to rule them, and one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them, and in the dark bind them; That, and the other nineteen of the things, All are a few of my favorite Rings. So when Sauron Takes the Tow’r on, And the Nazgul shriek, I just toss a ring in the Fire of Doom, And then things don’t seem so bleak.

From BoingBoing.net:

News today that a musical version of The Lord of the Rings is in the works. Suggest songs and plot-points here. Potential titles include: 'I'm gonna wash that orc right out of my hair' (Legolas), 'You're the One Ring that I want' (Sauron in Act I, then Gollum in Act II, and Frodo, Gollum and Sauron in Act III), 'People will say we're in love' (Frodo/Sam duet, Act II, theme echoed by Gimli and Legolas during Battle of Pelennor Fields), 'City with the Tree on Top' (Gandalf's arrival at Minas Tirith), 'How do I solve this problem, my dear Grima?' (Theoden introduction), and Gollum's Act III showstopper, 'Memorieses'.

From Crookedtimber.org:

“Into the Woods” (Pippin and Merry while being chased by Random Orc; Into the Woods ) “Aragorn Superstar” (“do you think you’re who they say you are?”; Jesus Christ Superstar ) “The Elves of Old Lothlorien” ( 1776 ) “I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Feet” (Frodo to Sam; My Fair Lady ) “Whatever Sauron Wants” (Sauron to Saruman; Damn Yankees ) “Me and My Ring” (Frodo; later reprised by Gollum; Me and My Girl ) “It’s Too Darn Hot” (Frodo, Sam and Gollum inside Mt. Doom; Kiss Me, Kate ) “Orcs Are Busting Out All Over” ( Carousel ) “You Could Drive A Person Crazy” (Gollum to Ring, later reprised by Bilbo and Frodo; Company ) “Massacre Tonight” (random Orc attack; A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum )

Sheer Habit, sung by Bilbo and the Hobbits of Hobbiton during the opening sequence (to the tune of “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof ). Nine Evil Wraiths from Mordor Are We, sung by the Nazgul at their first appearance in the Shire (to the tune of “Three Little Maids from School Are We” from the Mikado ). Song of the Ranger General, sung by Strider / Aragorn on his appearance in Bree (to the tune of “Song of the Major General” from Pirates of Penzance ). Theme reprised during his later coronation. Rings, sung by the Witch-King of the Nazgul after losing Frodo again at Weathertop (to the tune of “Stars” from Les Miserables ). Ane Dream Will Do / Give Me My Coloured Robe, sung by Saruman (to the tune of “Give Me My Colored Coat” from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat ). The Confrontation, duet by Gandalf and the Balrog of Moria (to the tune of Javert and Valjean’s song of the same name from Les Miserables ). Crumpled Hats and Wistful Fables, sung by the Fellowship of the Ring after losing Gandalf in Moria (to the tune of “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” from Les Miserables ). I Know Your Fate Well, sung by Galadriel on her first meeting with Frodo (to the tune of “I Know Him So Well” from Chess ). A Band of Orcs in Motion, sung by Aragon, Gimli and Legolas as they track Merry and Pippen (to tune of “A Lotta Locomotion” from Starlight Express ). Master of the Hall, duet by Grima Wormtongue and Eowyn on his first appearance (to the tune of “Master of the House” from Les Miserables ). Waltz of the Istari, duet by Saruman and Gandalf during their final confrontation at Orthanc (to the tune of “Waltz for Eva and Che” from Evita ). One Night in Gondor, sung by Peregrine Took (to the tune of “One Night in Bangkok” from Chess ). I’ll Be Horrendously Bad For You, duet by Denethor and Sauron (to the tune of “I’d be surprisingly good for you” from Evita ). Reviewing the Situation, sung by Saruman at the beginning of his exile as “Sharky” in the Shire (to the tune of Fagin’s song of the same name from Oliver ).

Feel free to add your own and post!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

VHS finally goes the way of vinyl

For anyone still clinging to the VHS video format, this fall movie studios will prompt you to make the switch. 20th Century Fox and LucasFilm will release one the season's top sellers, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith on DVD format only. This will be the first major new release to bypass the VHS format. According to the latestVideo Business trade journal, Buena Vista Home Entertainment will be the most aggressive to eliminate VHS, phasing them out completely early next year. Their fall releases such as Dark Water, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Herbie: Fully Loaded will released on DVD only. Just a portent of things to come...

Friday, August 26, 2005

Parodies strike again!

Sometimes a book gets popular enough to warrant a parody, but after something like 86 printings later, The Da Vinci Code gets three. This latest one will be published in another month or so. (Check out the July 4th blog for the other two earlier ones.) Mitch Albom's latest popular book, The Five People You Meet in Heaven gets only one.

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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

X-Men III

Note: After a little snafu with Tinypic.com, pictures posted on this blog are slowly being reconverted and being posted back online. I am converting older ones little by little. So if you missed the pics from earliert postings, please be patient as they will be back.

Info on X-Men III in theaters 5/26/06

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Yep, the third installment of the successful comic book film is on it’s way. Early reports indicate the plot will revolve around the Phoenix saga, going straight to the Dark Phoenix story. Returning characters (other than the standards) will be
Nightcrawler, Colossus (Yes, more of the mighty Commrade in bioarmor!), Iceman, Pyro and Lady Deathstrike. New characters are rumored: Gambit, Beast, Angel, Psylocke, Emma Frost (Hmmm.... Wonder what kind of wardrobe this one would have?), Dazzler, Juggernaut and possibly the Sentinals. Much of this maybe pipe dreams as I’m sure the special effects for numerous characters would be prohibitive. Possibly some will be cameos (like Colussus in X-Men II).

But the casting has commenced and here’s were it stands now:

Cameron Bright (The Butterfly Effect) will portray the mutant Leech. Hmmm... I’m somewhat unfamiliar with this character. I liked Toad better I think..

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Cayden Boyd (The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D) will be playing a young version of Angel. And I mean young - this kid is only eleven. The older version of Angel will be played by Ben Foster (The Punisher).

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Vinnie Jones (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels ) will portray Juggernaut. Who would have thunk Juggernaut would have a British accent?

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Actress Ellen Page (in a bunch of movies and TV shows I never heard of) will be Kitty Pride. I heard originally this role was to go to Maggie Grace (TV show Lost) but they may have wanted to go with a younger looking actress.

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And lastly, but not least, Beast will be played by none other than Kelsey Grammer. No pic for Kelsey; I think most everybody knows what he looks like...

Thursday, July 28, 2005

The History of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Much of the information about the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince many know about, but there are certain aspects that are more obscure. It is kind of fascinating in a weird sort of way.

June 29, 2004
J. K. Rowling announces the title of her next book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

December 21, 2004
J. K. Rowling delivers the manuscript to Bloomsbury and Scholastic and a laydown date of July 16, 2005, is announced.

March 30, 2005
Scholastic announces a first printing of 10.8 million copies. (Trees around the world shudder.)

April 28, 2005
Listening Library signs Jim Dale to record Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, for a first printing of 635,000 copies, the largest ever for an audiobook.

May 5th, 2005
5.5 million temporary tattoos sent to retail accounts.

June 1, 2005
Scholastic announces a library sweepstakes where the winner is to receive the first signed copy of the US edition.

June 3, 2005
First related security breach where two men were arrested occurs in England after they tried to sell two copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to a reporter. Both were ordered to stand trial and released on bail.

June 4, 2005
10,000 flashing Harry potter pens were given out at the BEA. Attendees make a beeline to eBay where these pens are now selling for $4.99.

June 20, 2005
Barnes & Noble announces more than 750,000 preorders for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince have been generated. Final tally will top one million while Amazon’s US orders go over 800,000.

June 27, 2005
First shipment of the books arrive at Barnes & Noble’s main warehouse in NJ. The company expects to receive 124 tractor-trailor loads weighing more than 4 million pounds. They expect to sell 50,000 copies an hour. (B&N CEO Riggio is a media slut)

July 1, 2005
Scholastic announces the 10 winners of its “Why I Love Reading Harry Potter” essay contest. 8000 entries were received (there was an age limit). The winners will be flown to England on the evening of July 15 to hear J. K. Rowling read from the book. They given a copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to read on the flight.

July 2, 2005
The single signed copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for the library sweepstakes arrives in NYC on the Queen Mary 2. It was packed in a steamer trunk and met by an armored car for pick-up. Almost more security than for the actual Queen.

July 7, 2005
The Real Canadian Superstore in Coquitlam, British Columbia, sells 14 copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Raincoast Books, Harry Potter’s Canadian publisher, gets a pre-emptive injunction to prevent disclosure of the book’s contents. Purchasers of the book were asked to return their copies in exchange for a signed book plate. White House senior advisor Karl Rove denied responsibility.

July 11, 2005
Greenpeace starts a campaign called Save Muggle Forests where they urge Americans to buy Raincoast’s Canadian edition of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince as a protest of Scholastic’s not printing the book on 100% recycled paper.

July 12, 2005
A pharmacy in upstate NY sells one copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The nine-year old customer admits to having read two pages and immediately makes 2000 new freinds.

July 13, 2005
In the wake of the London terrorist bombings, WH Smith changes the venue of its Harry Potter party from King’s Cross train station to Wimbledon High Street.

July 15, 2005
5000 stores prepare for Harry Potter release parties. No live owls available for rent anywhere.

July 16, 2005
Many did not sleep that night, but instead read the book through the wee hours of the morning after purchasing after midnight. Websites immediately start selling t-shirts depicting who killed who.

With the Harry Potter titles, Scholastic has pulled itself up by the boot straps and is now the strutting publisher of the decade. But it is interesting to note that even though Scholastic publishes the Harry Potter titles, they aren’t the only publisher and business to cash in on it. For instance UPS made a killing just by handling the 800,000 Amazon orders. Running Press, who prints the mini books and small sideline-type kits made off with a good impulse buy ratio during the Harry Potter release week. But the big one, in a little-known deal, publisher HarperCollins has been handling all billing for Scholastic since 2001. An estimated $8-9 million was made via this deal for the new book and over the life-time of the book it could grow to $200 million. And let us not forget J. K. Rowling, whose gross net now probably rivals the Queen’s.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

There's hope for all the fanboys in the world...

...and her name is Meghann Marco. Not only is she smart, witty and pretty, she's also the author of Field Guide to the Apocalypse: Movie Survival Skills for the End of the World. How can you resist a face like this:

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An an author bio that goes like this:

"Meghann Marco grew up outside of Chicago, in a loving family environment relatively free from dysfunction. Were it not for hearing the words penis breath in the movie E.T., she would have probably turned out all right.
"I thank God daily that future generations will be spared the gratuitous physical violence of Han Solo shooting first," the traumatized author says.
Meghann invites fans to stay tuned for Field Guide to the Apocalypse: Special Edition, in which the word fuck will be replaced with little pictures of walkie-talkies.
This is her first book."

But all that's besides the point. If you survived an apocalyptic event in your neighborhood this book will be your bible because it isn't the event itself that's the problem, but surviving the aftermath. It will be you against them...

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Ms Marco goes into detail on aspects of survival gleaned from SF films, both good and bad, extoling the virtues of preposterous movie science. Examples include how to convert a car to run on bathtub gin and how to synthesize a species-saving vaccine from your own mucus. There's also how to conceal free will and how to recognize a dream world. And if you want to have it all, there's how to be a warlord. Great fun for all you Mad Max wannabees!

Friday, July 15, 2005

More fun than the current urban US styles

The world of High Fashion, to me, is very overrated and as about comprehensible as the game of cricket. However, there always will be certain fashion statements that are commendable and more to the point, fun. Take for instance the swank area of Toyko, Harajuku, where back in the mid to late 90s, photographer Shoichi Aoki started documenting street fashion that changed from following American and European fashion to something completely their own. Teenagers were designing their own fashion, combining traditional Japanese dress with homemade and other designer fashions. The completed ensembles run the visual gamut from goth to anime and a combination of everything in-between. Aoki started a monthly photographic fanzine titled FRUiTS that showcased these teenagers and their wondrous accomplishments and in 2001, Phaidon Press (a publisher of fine art books) published a compilation of Aoki's photographs titled FRUiTS. This was followed up by a second volume just now published titled FRESH FRUiT.

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Here's a sampling of some of the images as they are difficult to describe. They are , in fact, something to just view and absorb. Weird? Maybe. Silly? Maybe. But one can not deny the uniqueness that now High Fashion is attempting to copy.

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Saturday, July 09, 2005

High altitude baking issues

Do your cookies turn out flat and hard? Do your pies come out like a fallen souffle and all mushy? Yes, living in the high country wrecks havoc with the uninititated baker. Over the years high altitude cookbooks have been published and now we can ad another to the ranks, Pie in the Sky: Successful Baking at High Altitudes : 100 Cakes, Pies, Cookies, Breads, and Pastries Home-tested for Baking at Sea Level, 3,000, 5,000, 7,000, and 10,000 feet (and Anywhere in Between) by Susan G. Purdy.

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Unlike it's predecessors Susan Purdy took the time to test recipes at varying altitude levels to get the right proportion of ingredients, baking temperature and time. So now you can bake here at home in Denver and then bake like a professional when you trudge to the cabin at Grand Lake!

Here are some of the more popular high altitude cookbooks available: High Altitude Baking: 200 Delicious Recipes & Tips for Great Cookies, Cakes, Breads & More : For People Living Between 3,500 & 10,000 Feet by the Colorado State University Cooperative Extension, Patricia Kendall; New High Altitude Cookbook by Beverly M. Anderson; Baking at High Altitude: The Muffin Lady's Old Fashioned Recipes by The Muffin Lady (aka Randi Levin, a baker out of Evergreen); and High Country Herbs: High Altitude Growing, Gifting & Cooking With Herbs by Cheryl Anderson Wright.

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Friday, July 08, 2005

Yet another book award

The literary world has entered into the mainstream media with a series of awards that offer the glitz and glamor usually reserved for movie, TV and music awards. This new award is aptly named The Quills and is sponsored by Reed Business Information (the parent company of Publisher's Weekly, Variety and other publications). Similar to the focus of the Emmy and the Oscars, The Quills will be a consumer's choice award, where bookstore consumers and library users will decide the outcome. The Quills will honor the best books of the year in over a dozen different categories ranging from romance to history, biography to graphic novels. Ancillary awards will be giving for best cover, best film adaptation and best book club title as well as a Lifetime Achievement award. Winners will be announced in an awards ceremony replete with dinner party and celebrity presenters. NBC will broadcast this event on October 22.

In a quick perusal of some nominees, I found 3 local Colorado authors listed in the SF/Fantasy/Horror category: Orphanage by Robert Buettner, Dean Koontz's Frankenstein: Prodigal Son by Dean Koontz and Kevin J. Anderson and Sister of the Dead by Barb and J.C. Hendee.

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The reader's have spoken... Here's wishing Robert, Kevin and the Hendees the best of luck!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

You got to love parodies...

...and The Da Vinci Code is not immune from their onslaught. One even is a chick lit book!

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More movie tidbits part deux

Ok, after this I promise to get back to some book info. It looks like New Line Cinema has Viggo Mortensen back in a David Cronenberg directed graphic novel adaptation, Yep, another graphic novel... Told ya they are hot commodities for Hollywood now. This one's from a smaller press and is titled A History of Violence written by John Wagner and art by Vince Locke. John Wagner may be the Dennis Lehane of the graphic novel world.

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Viggo stars as the owner of a small town diner who prevents a robbery and thus attracts the attention of mobsters (William Hurt and Ed Harris). With Cronenberg at the helm this could be a wild ride indeed.

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