Thursday, February 16, 2006

Valentine's Day Books of the Week

Stumped on what to get your loved one for Valentine’s Day? Card, flowers and chocolate (Jelly Bellys for some) not enough? Here’s a few suggestions for your dilemma!

Position of the Day by the Editors from Nerve.com

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The Kama Sutra has nothing on this tome of everyone’s favorite indoor (or outdoor) sport! This daily guide has a handy rating system listing calories used , equipment needed and the hazards and benefits per position. Complete with drawings of the positions! Like the title says, there’s 365 positions so there’s bound to be a position or two to strike your fancy. Like “The Edward Scissorhands” (February 12) or “The Very Curious George” (October 18). Then there’s “The Lord of the Rings” (May 27) and “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” (April 25). Some are more demanding than others, like the “Drop Me and I’ll Sue!” (September 9). Try them all!


How Animals Have Sex by David Strorm

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Learn how various animals of the world do the wild thang! This cute little book has nice glossy pictures and descriptions of how varied animals species procreate. You will learn some fascinating facts such as the function of the snail love dart, what animal has a detachable swimming penis, what animal has the worst penis in the world, what animal engages in appophalation (you will have to look that one up on your own and be prepared to squeal!) and which animals are into golden showers. And for those who think they are studs, you should read about the animal who demands the male have sex up to 150 times a day for five days straight. Fun for all and you learn about animal behavior and physiology too! Who could pass that up?

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