Scientology will never die

Scientologists do not mess with crop circles. Instead they carve their circles in the rock and dirt. According to a TV station in Albuquerque, NM, diamond-shaped symbols enclosed by two large interlocking circles has recently been observed from high altitudes etched into the ground at a known Scientology compound. The symbol matches the logo of the Church of Spiritual Technology, the Scientology corporation that built an underground vault in the 1980’s at that site. This vault contains the works of Ron L. Hubbard inscribed on stainless steel plates and encased in titanium. Obviously this was designed to withstand a nuclear catastrophe. Going rumor is the above ground etchings mark the location of the vault for the future return of Scientologists from outer space. I’m sure this makes Tom Cruise want to jump on more couches...