Monday, June 13, 2005

Book of the Week

Make Love* *The Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell

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If you do not know who Bruce Campball is then you are missing out on a whole lot of fun. This is his second book, but is not a sequel to If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor. This is an autobiographical novel based on a B actor's disastrous attempt to star in a big-budget Hollywood movie. What can I say about this novel? Well, let's have Bruce define it for you:

"You’ve already picked up the book, so you either:
A.     Know who I am
B.     Like the cool smoking jacket I’m wearing on the cover
C.     Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper
Is this a relationship book? Well, if by “relationship book” you mean that the characters in it have relationships or are related to someone, then yes, absolutely. Will you learn how to pick up chicks? Good heavens, I can only hope so, though for best results in that department you should both read this book and be Brad Pitt.
Is it a sequel to my autobiography, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor?  Sadly, no, which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher, I haven't “done” enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir.
Is it an “autobiographical novel”? Yes. I'm the lead character in the story and I'm a real person and everything in the book actually happened, except for all the stuff that didn’t. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics.
Regards,
Bruce “Don't Call Me Ash” Campbell "

And as a bonus, here's a memento of catching up with Bruce a few years ago...

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Funniest Book Title This Year (thus far)

Lord Vishnu's Love Handles

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Saturday, June 11, 2005

End of the World

I've always been fascinated with stories concerning the end of the world, the proverbial collapse of civilization by a plethora of inventive ways; destructive alien invasion, eco-collapse, man-made catastrophes, disease and other continent shattering events. There's something emotionally stirring about a story of ultimate survival. When I was younger, it was through mythology, particularly Norse mythology with it's perpetual gloomy demeanor, that this fascination came to be. (Ok, and maybe reading My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George and just a few Jack London stories helped too.) It was crystallized in junior high school when Pat Frank's Alas, Babylon was given for assigned reading. I was then firmly hooked. Over the years I came across more of this type of book and then I started seeking them out, both old and new. Recently I noticed a particular relevant title in my library and I thought it would share some of the better efforts in this area I'm aware of. This is not meant to be an all-encompassing list by any means, but just the ones I have read and enjoyed. If you like this type of novel, then look into some of these titles.


The Postman. David Brin
Forget the Kevin Costner movie, read the book! Set in a post apocalyptic United States, this early Brin novel focuses on nomadic survivor Gordon Krantz. While evading survivalist raiders, Gordon assumes the identity of a US Postal worker, complete with mail bag. Under this guise, Gordon gains the confidence of the people he meets, receiving free room and board since the people so desperately want to believe civilization is making a comeback. Gordon is quickly sucked into this belief and although he severely doubts himself. He becomes the bridge between communities in the Pacific NW, delivering mail and messages, keeping the hope of a better future alive.

Earth. David Brin
Set in the not too distant future, the earth is being ravaged by global warning to the extent that sunscreen and sunglasses are a must and ‘arks’ are built to preserve an increasing number of animals on the verge of extinction. As a group of scientists experiment with a miniature black hole as an alternative energy source, it escapes and sinks to the earth’s core where it orbits, signaling the earth’s destruction. In the meantime, world order is collapsing. Gianism has a strong foothold in the minds of many, a religion based on the theory that in order to save the earth, humans must submit to the inevitable and become extinct. But as scientists struggle to defeat the catastrophic effects of the black hole, they uncover upon an even greater threat. Earth is a novel well populated with many diverse and multidimensional characters. It is fun to read it now, a little over a dozen years after it’s initial publication, to see some of Brin’s predictions see reality such as the extent of the World Wide Web, personal video recorders becoming an everyday item and the exposure of corporate secrecy.

The Forge of God. Greg Bear
Aliens take over the Earth. Well, more like aliens destroy the Earth. Either way, to me, this is the best alien invasion novel I ever read. And the reason? You do not get to see the aliens at all, just their handiwork. The narrative is based around the actions of select people; how they handle the Earth shattering crisis. Intense at times and totally engaging.

Blood Music. Greg Bear
Written as a novella in 1983, this astonishing piece of hard SF garnered both the Hugo and Nebula awards. Afterwards, Bear extended it to novel length, adding a touch of the metaphysical to the ending. Scientist Vergil Ulam wanted to genetically engineer viruses to develop bioware, but instead creates intelligent cells with the capability to quickly mutate. When his employers discover his unauthorized experiments, he is told to destroy them. Unable to comply, he injects himself with the new cells to smuggle them out for further study elsewhere. This is where the fun begins. The cells immediately adapt to his body and then starts to modify it. Within weeks the cells learn of the world outside of Vergil’s body and then set out to infiltrate it with life changing results. One of the best genetic engineering SF books to date.

Aftermath. Charles Sheffield
This is one of the few novels to take a supernova event as a vehicle for disaster. In the near future, a supernova erupts in nearby Alpha Centauri. When the resulting gamma pulse hits earth, everything electronic in nature not buried underground or in a Faraday cage gets fried. This novel is seen through the eyes of a trio of cancer patients, the US president and White House staff and a Mars Expedition on it’s return flight. The cancer patients desperately need their periodic treatments, but all power has been disrupted and nearby hospitals are nearly non-functional except for basic medical needs. Hope for them is in the form of Dr. Oliver Guest. The only problem is that he is in ‘judicial sleep’ for being tried as a serial killer. A good solid read with a different perspective.

Lucifer's Hammer. Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
Niven and Pournelle are the undisputed SF tag team champions. Everything they write together is exceptional and Lucifer’s Hammer is right up there with the best of their work. This is the quintessential disaster novel, the one all others are judged by. The basic premise is a behemoth of a comet slams in the earth essentially destroying civilization all across the globe by massive earthquakes, tidal waves, etc. Like The Forge of God, the story revolves around several characters trying to survive the catastrophe. Truly a classic!


The Killing Star. Charles Pelligrino and George Zebrowski
This book is more like dozens of really cool scientific ideas strung along the lines of a novel format. As a novel, it fails in several areas, but the scope of the ideas are truly inspired. The premise centers around the idea that if there were interstellar species that could travel at relativistic speeds, one would not have a clue if that species was benign or otherwise until it was too late. We find out in the future when relativistic bombs hit the earth. Not content to just do that, the aliens then try to wipe out all pockets of humanity amongst the inner and outer planets.

Dust. Charles Pelligrino
Another book by the versatile Pelligrino, but one in which he attempts to imbue more of a plot and engaging characters, which, for the most part, works. He still needs to work on character development, but, again, his scientific basis for the novel transcends this flaw. An eco-catastrophe work based on the premise of what would happen if the food chain was missing a crucial element, setting the earth up for another mass extinction cycle. Killer dust mites swarms abound and vampire bats go into a frenzy as scientist Richard Sinclair tries to unravel what is happening. And that is just the start... Not for the faint of heart as it is quite scary and visceral.

Ill Wind. Kevin J. Anderson and Doug Beason
This is an eco-disaster thriller chillingly based on believable scientific conjecture. An oil supertanker has an accident off the coast of California and the oil company attempts to clean up the spill utilizing an experimental oil eating microbe. The microbe, however, turns out to be more mobile than suspected and is airborne across the country, destroying all petrochemical products from gasoline to plastic. Needless to say, it doesn’t take long before society starts to collapse. There’s a very cool scene in this book involving the effects of strong microwaves have on metal teeth fillings that would make you cringe the next time you see a microwave tower.

Childhood's End. Arthur C. Clarke
Not a true end-of-the-world book, but one that comes close enough to be categorized as such. Aliens arrive and help guide us towards our evolutionary destiny. We find out that they have tried to help us in the past, through visionaries like Confucius, Mohamed and Jesus, but their teaching were corrupted and turned into religions. At first all war, poverty, disease, etc. are eliminated and then, after several decades, all the children of earth merge themselves into a universal mind to wander off in other dimensions. The older human generations are left on earth to live out their lives without the ability to procreate, the last ones of their kind.

Alas, Babylon. Pat Frank
The book that started my passion for end-of-the-world scenarios. Set in a small town in Florida after a nuclear catastrophe it shows the horrors and challenges survivors must face. Quite moving for one like myself growing up during the Cold War. Very engaging and shows human nature in a positive light.

The White Plague. Frank Herbert
Yes Virginia, Frank Herbert wrote more than the classic Dune series. In this contemporary novel, molecular biologist John O’Neill’s family is killed by a terrorist bomb in Ireland. Grief plunges him into madness and he plots revenge against humanity by developing a fatal virus that targets only women. For the virus’ vehicle, he uses money, so it spreads quite rapidly and thoroughly. Viewed in light of today’s Anthrax and Small Pox scare, this novel hits home.

Moonseed. Stephen Baxter
Moon rocks that have been moth-balled for decades are brought back out in the research arena and some moon rock tailings are dropped on the ground in Scotland. Unbeknownst to anyone, the moon rocks were contaminated with an extraterrestrial nanovirus and it attacks the Earth’s rocky mantle with a vengeance. While a few drastic measures help slow the spread of destruction, a trip to the moon to solve the puzzle is hastily planned and executed. Grand in scale and scope.

Cradle of Saturn. James P. Hogan
In the future, the space program is as dead as it is today, except for private ventures, like the one that placed people at a permanent base on one of Saturn’s moons. When a chunk of Saturn is ejected into the inner solar system like a newborn comet, there are few worries on Earth. However, as it cruises around the Sun, it’s original trajectory was changed and it makes a near miss pass between the Earth and Moon, causing enormous gravitational stresses that threaten to wipe out the Earth’s population. Much of this conceptual plot is based on the works of Emmanuel Valikosky.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

When one starts, then they all say, “My turn!”

It used to be that sports biographies hovered around the major team sports, occasionally making the foray to tennis pros and boxers. Then someone realized motor sports were big and soon we had biographies on Formula 1 and NASCAR drivers. Then Mick Foley (aka Cactus Jack, Mankind; he also tag-teamed with The Rock under the name of The Rock 'n' Sock Connection) started the wrestling biography craze that now seems to be running out of steam. Or wrestlers of note. Or something.

Which brings us to the sport of fishing. Now, there have always been the how-to fishing books and the ubiquitous flyfishing books that are one part essay, two parts philosophy and one part humor. But now we have something different, something that hasn’t reared it’s head since the mid-90s. Bass fishing books, and not the how-to ones either.

It started earlier this year with Sowbelly: The Obscure Quest for the World Record Largemouth Bass by Monte Burke. It’s all about the quest to top the 1932 bass record of 22 pounds and 4 ounces. Ok, you must admit, that’s a lot of bass...

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Then immediately thereafter Celebrity Fish Talk: Tales of Fishing From an All-Star Cast by Dave Strege came out. Not a bass fishing book per se, but close enough in my view. This book is chock full of fishing mishaps with various celebrities, including how Kevin Costner faced his own Perfect Storm and what happened when Tiger Woods was confronted with a bear while fishing in Alaska. I really would have liked a story about how Nicholas Cage was nibbled to death by those pesky ravenous blue gills that seem to inhabit every cubic meter of bodies of fresh water, but alas...

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It all cumulates with the publication of Fishing on the Edge: The Mike Iaconelli Story. Bringing competitive bass fishing to the new millennium is newcomer Mike Iaconelli, winner of the 2003 Bassmaster Classic. As the front cover states, he’s not your father’s fisherman. ‘nough said.

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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Book of the Week

baby-gami: Baby Wrapping for Beginners by Andrea Sarvady

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This cute but practical guide introduces the art of swaddling taken to new levels. As the title suggests, this book has step by step instructional guides from basic cocoon-style to sling-style wraps. For each there’s a handy difficulty and age guide and color photos of the finished wrap. As one would expect there’s a few that would encroach on Anne Geddes territory with the right style bundling material. The perfect book for the inner mummy in you!

Anyone good at science/engineering out there need money?

Apparently the $10 million Ansari X Prize offered last year to the first nongovernmental team to launch a rocket into space has opened some eyes in the scientific community. Two similar contests have sprung up now.

The M Prize: The 'M' standing presumably for both the prize amount of a million dollars and the project name Methuselah (the name of the biblical character synonymous with longevity). Started by University of Cambridge biogerontologist Aubrey de Grey, the prize will go to the team that successfully extends the life or reverses the aging of mice. Criteria is to extend the life of a lab mouse beyond the current record of 4.98 years - the equivalent of 150 years in humans.

Centennial Challenges: Actually this is a set of two challenges with a prize of $50,000 each sponsored by NASA. Both are focused on developing a space elevator. The Tether Challenge requires teams to develop superstrong string material and the Beam Power Challenge requires teams to develop wireless power transmission technology. NASA has actually budgeted $80 million on technology prizes over the next five years so expect more NASA challenges to be announced.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Oprah strikes again

Today Oprah announced her 6th classic book club title. Or I should say, 'titles.' This time she picked Faulkner, a boxed set of 3 books theme titled "A Summer of Faulkner." The titles include As I Lay Dying, The Sound and the Fury and Light in August and it comes packaged with a reader's guide. If she hasn't lost anyone beforehand, she will now! Although it could be worse; she could have picked Joyce or Proust! I personally would like to see her pick Kerouac's On the Road even if it meant poor Jack turning in his grave!

Oprah's previous picks for her classic book club are:

East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Cry the Beloved Country by Alan Paton
100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Book of the Week

On Bullshit by Harry G. Frankfurt

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Intellectual humor disguised as a philosophical treatise or vice versa? Does it matter? Probably not. This slim volume is written by one of today’s leading philosophers on a subject well known to most everyone. But according to Frankfurt while many can recognize it, but not many know what bullshit actually is. Drawing on the works of such illuminaries as Wittgenstein and Pascal, Ezra Pound and St. Augustine, Frankfurt proceeds to build a theory behind the term, all in about 80 pages. Talk about cutting through the...