Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Gifts for the geek who has everything

Do you have a geek to buy for and not a clue what to get them this holiday season? Despair not for here is the answer to the woes of geeky gifty-poo items:

A company called Solid Alliance has come out with a series of unique USB gadgets. First is the a plate of spaghetti that is actually a USB extension cable. And if you own a USB Shrimp Drive, you can place it on the fork in order to connect to your computer.

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Then for the light hearted and animal lovers out there, there’s a new i-Duck USB Memory Storage device. The i-Duck uses a USB 1.1 interface and has a maximum storage capacity of 256MB. When plugged into your computer's USB port, the i-Duck will light up. Six different colors are available: Pink, Yellow, Blue, Tangerine, Army, and Heart. A six color set is also available. I can't wait for the Devil Ducky version!

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Never again will you have to choose between having sushi or having a USB memory drive - thanks to the USB sushi drive. The convincing USB sushi drive comes in several flavors and in a 32MB or 128MB size.

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Finally. the makers of the Swiss Army Knife introduces the Victorinox SwissMemory Alox multitool as a new option for the popular SwissMemory. The rugged Alox housing incorporates a high-performance USB 2.0 data storage device with other practical features. The USB memory stick is easily removable from the tool for safekeeping. Comes in a 256MB or 1GB size.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

For all you Pervy Hobbit Fanciers out there (and you know who you are!)

Ok, first of all I’m back after some picture hosting snafus with Tinypic.com. I apologise for all 3 of you or so who have been waiting patiently for me to whip out more fun and exciting otter blogs.

Pervy hobbit fancier point of interest #1:

Elijah Wood is set to play Iggy Pop in an upcoming film about the legendary musician. As Neo would say, “Whoa...”

Wood has stated: "I'm scared to death of doing it, because I love him (Iggy Pop) so much and I respect the music so much. I don't want to be the person responsible for screwing that up."

Shooting for the film will begin in 2006. Not since Tom Cruise was cast to play Lestat has there been such an interesting choice of casting.

Pervy hobbit fancier point of interest #2:

"The Lord of the Rings ", the first major stage musical adaptation of JRR Tolkien's classic trilogy, opened in London this spring. A Toronto opening is set for 2006 where the City of Toronto is hoping that it will become the 2nd largest musical hotspot, right behind NYC. A US opening is planned for either 2007 or 2008. The officicial website is http://www.lotr.com/ or www.thelordoftheringsmusical.com (both require the Macromedia Flash player 7 plug-in).

The fun aspect of LotR becoming a musical is that fans have already started suggesting song titles (many based on actual show tune songs) such as “These are a few of my favorite Rings.” Lyrics to this and more song titles are as follows:

“These are a few of my favorite Rings.” Seven Rings wrought for the deep-delving dwarrows, Nine Rings for humans, awaiting their barrows, Three for the elves (or, at least, for their kings); These are a few of my favorite Rings. One Ring to rule them, and one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them, and in the dark bind them; That, and the other nineteen of the things, All are a few of my favorite Rings. So when Sauron Takes the Tow’r on, And the Nazgul shriek, I just toss a ring in the Fire of Doom, And then things don’t seem so bleak.

From BoingBoing.net:

News today that a musical version of The Lord of the Rings is in the works. Suggest songs and plot-points here. Potential titles include: 'I'm gonna wash that orc right out of my hair' (Legolas), 'You're the One Ring that I want' (Sauron in Act I, then Gollum in Act II, and Frodo, Gollum and Sauron in Act III), 'People will say we're in love' (Frodo/Sam duet, Act II, theme echoed by Gimli and Legolas during Battle of Pelennor Fields), 'City with the Tree on Top' (Gandalf's arrival at Minas Tirith), 'How do I solve this problem, my dear Grima?' (Theoden introduction), and Gollum's Act III showstopper, 'Memorieses'.

From Crookedtimber.org:

“Into the Woods” (Pippin and Merry while being chased by Random Orc; Into the Woods ) “Aragorn Superstar” (“do you think you’re who they say you are?”; Jesus Christ Superstar ) “The Elves of Old Lothlorien” ( 1776 ) “I’ve Grown Accustomed to Your Feet” (Frodo to Sam; My Fair Lady ) “Whatever Sauron Wants” (Sauron to Saruman; Damn Yankees ) “Me and My Ring” (Frodo; later reprised by Gollum; Me and My Girl ) “It’s Too Darn Hot” (Frodo, Sam and Gollum inside Mt. Doom; Kiss Me, Kate ) “Orcs Are Busting Out All Over” ( Carousel ) “You Could Drive A Person Crazy” (Gollum to Ring, later reprised by Bilbo and Frodo; Company ) “Massacre Tonight” (random Orc attack; A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum )

Sheer Habit, sung by Bilbo and the Hobbits of Hobbiton during the opening sequence (to the tune of “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof ). Nine Evil Wraiths from Mordor Are We, sung by the Nazgul at their first appearance in the Shire (to the tune of “Three Little Maids from School Are We” from the Mikado ). Song of the Ranger General, sung by Strider / Aragorn on his appearance in Bree (to the tune of “Song of the Major General” from Pirates of Penzance ). Theme reprised during his later coronation. Rings, sung by the Witch-King of the Nazgul after losing Frodo again at Weathertop (to the tune of “Stars” from Les Miserables ). Ane Dream Will Do / Give Me My Coloured Robe, sung by Saruman (to the tune of “Give Me My Colored Coat” from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat ). The Confrontation, duet by Gandalf and the Balrog of Moria (to the tune of Javert and Valjean’s song of the same name from Les Miserables ). Crumpled Hats and Wistful Fables, sung by the Fellowship of the Ring after losing Gandalf in Moria (to the tune of “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” from Les Miserables ). I Know Your Fate Well, sung by Galadriel on her first meeting with Frodo (to the tune of “I Know Him So Well” from Chess ). A Band of Orcs in Motion, sung by Aragon, Gimli and Legolas as they track Merry and Pippen (to tune of “A Lotta Locomotion” from Starlight Express ). Master of the Hall, duet by Grima Wormtongue and Eowyn on his first appearance (to the tune of “Master of the House” from Les Miserables ). Waltz of the Istari, duet by Saruman and Gandalf during their final confrontation at Orthanc (to the tune of “Waltz for Eva and Che” from Evita ). One Night in Gondor, sung by Peregrine Took (to the tune of “One Night in Bangkok” from Chess ). I’ll Be Horrendously Bad For You, duet by Denethor and Sauron (to the tune of “I’d be surprisingly good for you” from Evita ). Reviewing the Situation, sung by Saruman at the beginning of his exile as “Sharky” in the Shire (to the tune of Fagin’s song of the same name from Oliver ).

Feel free to add your own and post!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

VHS finally goes the way of vinyl

For anyone still clinging to the VHS video format, this fall movie studios will prompt you to make the switch. 20th Century Fox and LucasFilm will release one the season's top sellers, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith on DVD format only. This will be the first major new release to bypass the VHS format. According to the latestVideo Business trade journal, Buena Vista Home Entertainment will be the most aggressive to eliminate VHS, phasing them out completely early next year. Their fall releases such as Dark Water, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Herbie: Fully Loaded will released on DVD only. Just a portent of things to come...

Friday, August 26, 2005

Parodies strike again!

Sometimes a book gets popular enough to warrant a parody, but after something like 86 printings later, The Da Vinci Code gets three. This latest one will be published in another month or so. (Check out the July 4th blog for the other two earlier ones.) Mitch Albom's latest popular book, The Five People You Meet in Heaven gets only one.

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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

X-Men III

Note: After a little snafu with Tinypic.com, pictures posted on this blog are slowly being reconverted and being posted back online. I am converting older ones little by little. So if you missed the pics from earliert postings, please be patient as they will be back.

Info on X-Men III in theaters 5/26/06

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Yep, the third installment of the successful comic book film is on it’s way. Early reports indicate the plot will revolve around the Phoenix saga, going straight to the Dark Phoenix story. Returning characters (other than the standards) will be
Nightcrawler, Colossus (Yes, more of the mighty Commrade in bioarmor!), Iceman, Pyro and Lady Deathstrike. New characters are rumored: Gambit, Beast, Angel, Psylocke, Emma Frost (Hmmm.... Wonder what kind of wardrobe this one would have?), Dazzler, Juggernaut and possibly the Sentinals. Much of this maybe pipe dreams as I’m sure the special effects for numerous characters would be prohibitive. Possibly some will be cameos (like Colussus in X-Men II).

But the casting has commenced and here’s were it stands now:

Cameron Bright (The Butterfly Effect) will portray the mutant Leech. Hmmm... I’m somewhat unfamiliar with this character. I liked Toad better I think..

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Cayden Boyd (The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D) will be playing a young version of Angel. And I mean young - this kid is only eleven. The older version of Angel will be played by Ben Foster (The Punisher).

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Vinnie Jones (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels ) will portray Juggernaut. Who would have thunk Juggernaut would have a British accent?

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Actress Ellen Page (in a bunch of movies and TV shows I never heard of) will be Kitty Pride. I heard originally this role was to go to Maggie Grace (TV show Lost) but they may have wanted to go with a younger looking actress.

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And lastly, but not least, Beast will be played by none other than Kelsey Grammer. No pic for Kelsey; I think most everybody knows what he looks like...

Thursday, July 28, 2005

The History of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Much of the information about the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince many know about, but there are certain aspects that are more obscure. It is kind of fascinating in a weird sort of way.

June 29, 2004
J. K. Rowling announces the title of her next book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

December 21, 2004
J. K. Rowling delivers the manuscript to Bloomsbury and Scholastic and a laydown date of July 16, 2005, is announced.

March 30, 2005
Scholastic announces a first printing of 10.8 million copies. (Trees around the world shudder.)

April 28, 2005
Listening Library signs Jim Dale to record Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, for a first printing of 635,000 copies, the largest ever for an audiobook.

May 5th, 2005
5.5 million temporary tattoos sent to retail accounts.

June 1, 2005
Scholastic announces a library sweepstakes where the winner is to receive the first signed copy of the US edition.

June 3, 2005
First related security breach where two men were arrested occurs in England after they tried to sell two copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to a reporter. Both were ordered to stand trial and released on bail.

June 4, 2005
10,000 flashing Harry potter pens were given out at the BEA. Attendees make a beeline to eBay where these pens are now selling for $4.99.

June 20, 2005
Barnes & Noble announces more than 750,000 preorders for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince have been generated. Final tally will top one million while Amazon’s US orders go over 800,000.

June 27, 2005
First shipment of the books arrive at Barnes & Noble’s main warehouse in NJ. The company expects to receive 124 tractor-trailor loads weighing more than 4 million pounds. They expect to sell 50,000 copies an hour. (B&N CEO Riggio is a media slut)

July 1, 2005
Scholastic announces the 10 winners of its “Why I Love Reading Harry Potter” essay contest. 8000 entries were received (there was an age limit). The winners will be flown to England on the evening of July 15 to hear J. K. Rowling read from the book. They given a copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to read on the flight.

July 2, 2005
The single signed copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince for the library sweepstakes arrives in NYC on the Queen Mary 2. It was packed in a steamer trunk and met by an armored car for pick-up. Almost more security than for the actual Queen.

July 7, 2005
The Real Canadian Superstore in Coquitlam, British Columbia, sells 14 copies of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Raincoast Books, Harry Potter’s Canadian publisher, gets a pre-emptive injunction to prevent disclosure of the book’s contents. Purchasers of the book were asked to return their copies in exchange for a signed book plate. White House senior advisor Karl Rove denied responsibility.

July 11, 2005
Greenpeace starts a campaign called Save Muggle Forests where they urge Americans to buy Raincoast’s Canadian edition of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince as a protest of Scholastic’s not printing the book on 100% recycled paper.

July 12, 2005
A pharmacy in upstate NY sells one copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The nine-year old customer admits to having read two pages and immediately makes 2000 new freinds.

July 13, 2005
In the wake of the London terrorist bombings, WH Smith changes the venue of its Harry Potter party from King’s Cross train station to Wimbledon High Street.

July 15, 2005
5000 stores prepare for Harry Potter release parties. No live owls available for rent anywhere.

July 16, 2005
Many did not sleep that night, but instead read the book through the wee hours of the morning after purchasing after midnight. Websites immediately start selling t-shirts depicting who killed who.

With the Harry Potter titles, Scholastic has pulled itself up by the boot straps and is now the strutting publisher of the decade. But it is interesting to note that even though Scholastic publishes the Harry Potter titles, they aren’t the only publisher and business to cash in on it. For instance UPS made a killing just by handling the 800,000 Amazon orders. Running Press, who prints the mini books and small sideline-type kits made off with a good impulse buy ratio during the Harry Potter release week. But the big one, in a little-known deal, publisher HarperCollins has been handling all billing for Scholastic since 2001. An estimated $8-9 million was made via this deal for the new book and over the life-time of the book it could grow to $200 million. And let us not forget J. K. Rowling, whose gross net now probably rivals the Queen’s.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

There's hope for all the fanboys in the world...

...and her name is Meghann Marco. Not only is she smart, witty and pretty, she's also the author of Field Guide to the Apocalypse: Movie Survival Skills for the End of the World. How can you resist a face like this:

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An an author bio that goes like this:

"Meghann Marco grew up outside of Chicago, in a loving family environment relatively free from dysfunction. Were it not for hearing the words penis breath in the movie E.T., she would have probably turned out all right.
"I thank God daily that future generations will be spared the gratuitous physical violence of Han Solo shooting first," the traumatized author says.
Meghann invites fans to stay tuned for Field Guide to the Apocalypse: Special Edition, in which the word fuck will be replaced with little pictures of walkie-talkies.
This is her first book."

But all that's besides the point. If you survived an apocalyptic event in your neighborhood this book will be your bible because it isn't the event itself that's the problem, but surviving the aftermath. It will be you against them...

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Ms Marco goes into detail on aspects of survival gleaned from SF films, both good and bad, extoling the virtues of preposterous movie science. Examples include how to convert a car to run on bathtub gin and how to synthesize a species-saving vaccine from your own mucus. There's also how to conceal free will and how to recognize a dream world. And if you want to have it all, there's how to be a warlord. Great fun for all you Mad Max wannabees!

Friday, July 15, 2005

More fun than the current urban US styles

The world of High Fashion, to me, is very overrated and as about comprehensible as the game of cricket. However, there always will be certain fashion statements that are commendable and more to the point, fun. Take for instance the swank area of Toyko, Harajuku, where back in the mid to late 90s, photographer Shoichi Aoki started documenting street fashion that changed from following American and European fashion to something completely their own. Teenagers were designing their own fashion, combining traditional Japanese dress with homemade and other designer fashions. The completed ensembles run the visual gamut from goth to anime and a combination of everything in-between. Aoki started a monthly photographic fanzine titled FRUiTS that showcased these teenagers and their wondrous accomplishments and in 2001, Phaidon Press (a publisher of fine art books) published a compilation of Aoki's photographs titled FRUiTS. This was followed up by a second volume just now published titled FRESH FRUiT.

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Here's a sampling of some of the images as they are difficult to describe. They are , in fact, something to just view and absorb. Weird? Maybe. Silly? Maybe. But one can not deny the uniqueness that now High Fashion is attempting to copy.

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Saturday, July 09, 2005

High altitude baking issues

Do your cookies turn out flat and hard? Do your pies come out like a fallen souffle and all mushy? Yes, living in the high country wrecks havoc with the uninititated baker. Over the years high altitude cookbooks have been published and now we can ad another to the ranks, Pie in the Sky: Successful Baking at High Altitudes : 100 Cakes, Pies, Cookies, Breads, and Pastries Home-tested for Baking at Sea Level, 3,000, 5,000, 7,000, and 10,000 feet (and Anywhere in Between) by Susan G. Purdy.

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Unlike it's predecessors Susan Purdy took the time to test recipes at varying altitude levels to get the right proportion of ingredients, baking temperature and time. So now you can bake here at home in Denver and then bake like a professional when you trudge to the cabin at Grand Lake!

Here are some of the more popular high altitude cookbooks available: High Altitude Baking: 200 Delicious Recipes & Tips for Great Cookies, Cakes, Breads & More : For People Living Between 3,500 & 10,000 Feet by the Colorado State University Cooperative Extension, Patricia Kendall; New High Altitude Cookbook by Beverly M. Anderson; Baking at High Altitude: The Muffin Lady's Old Fashioned Recipes by The Muffin Lady (aka Randi Levin, a baker out of Evergreen); and High Country Herbs: High Altitude Growing, Gifting & Cooking With Herbs by Cheryl Anderson Wright.

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Friday, July 08, 2005

Yet another book award

The literary world has entered into the mainstream media with a series of awards that offer the glitz and glamor usually reserved for movie, TV and music awards. This new award is aptly named The Quills and is sponsored by Reed Business Information (the parent company of Publisher's Weekly, Variety and other publications). Similar to the focus of the Emmy and the Oscars, The Quills will be a consumer's choice award, where bookstore consumers and library users will decide the outcome. The Quills will honor the best books of the year in over a dozen different categories ranging from romance to history, biography to graphic novels. Ancillary awards will be giving for best cover, best film adaptation and best book club title as well as a Lifetime Achievement award. Winners will be announced in an awards ceremony replete with dinner party and celebrity presenters. NBC will broadcast this event on October 22.

In a quick perusal of some nominees, I found 3 local Colorado authors listed in the SF/Fantasy/Horror category: Orphanage by Robert Buettner, Dean Koontz's Frankenstein: Prodigal Son by Dean Koontz and Kevin J. Anderson and Sister of the Dead by Barb and J.C. Hendee.

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The reader's have spoken... Here's wishing Robert, Kevin and the Hendees the best of luck!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

You got to love parodies...

...and The Da Vinci Code is not immune from their onslaught. One even is a chick lit book!

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More movie tidbits part deux

Ok, after this I promise to get back to some book info. It looks like New Line Cinema has Viggo Mortensen back in a David Cronenberg directed graphic novel adaptation, Yep, another graphic novel... Told ya they are hot commodities for Hollywood now. This one's from a smaller press and is titled A History of Violence written by John Wagner and art by Vince Locke. John Wagner may be the Dennis Lehane of the graphic novel world.

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Viggo stars as the owner of a small town diner who prevents a robbery and thus attracts the attention of mobsters (William Hurt and Ed Harris). With Cronenberg at the helm this could be a wild ride indeed.

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Monday, July 04, 2005

More movie tidbits

Movies based on comic books have now just begun to really hit their stride, some being more spectacular than others. On November 4th the long awaited V for Vendetta will premiere on the big screen. Looks like they are wrapping up post production now. The Wachowski brothers are adapting this Alan Moore piece. It stars Natalie Portman (you may have seen recent pictures of her with a shaved head done for the movie) and was going to star James Purejoy in the lead role, but that fell through and Hugo Weaving stepped in to make it his own. Let's hope they do it right... Just the other day they unveiled the official movie poster:

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The film version of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons Watchmen apparently is in Paramount Studio limbo. Rumors of select role casting came out with John Cusak as Nite-Owl, Sigourney Weaver as Silk Spectre and David Craig as Rorschach. Cross your fingers on this one folks...

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If you haven't read either of the aforementioned graphic novels, you now have about five months to do so with V for Vendetta before it hits the theaters. I would highly recommend it as well as reading Watchmen. These two graphic novels propelled the graphic format into the literary world. Awesome and powerful stuff.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Vacation's over and now it's blog time with something a tad different!

This is for all you TV and film buffs out there. Just recently word has come out about near future DVD releases and I'd like to share a few of the more interesting ones.

First of all finally streeting on August 8th will be Oliver Stone's Alexander. I'm not sure what the delay was but it maybe related to the dual nature of the release itself. Apparently Oliver Stone wanted a broader audience so he created a director's cut which will be released simultaneously with the theatrical version. In this case, the director's cut doesn't mean a longer movie wth additional footage, but rather an edited version where he trims some of Alexander's scenes with Hephaistion. Obviously Mr. Stone wanted to try to garner sales from those offended by reality. To make it easier to determine which is which, there will be two different covers!

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Two weeks after that on August 16 Sin City will be released on DVD. You will have a choice of 5 covers for this release. That's right, 5. There's a regular cover

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and then there's 4 collectible covers, each one devoted to one of the film's storylines. This cover art strategy for DVDs hasn't been used since A Bug's Life and Scream had different covers for thie VHS releases.

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Then on September 6 the TV series Lost will have it's first season out on DVD. As always it will come chock full of extras, but the neatest will probably be new unaired flashbacks that will show more insight into the people on the island.

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Book of the Week

Make Love* *The Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell

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If you do not know who Bruce Campball is then you are missing out on a whole lot of fun. This is his second book, but is not a sequel to If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor. This is an autobiographical novel based on a B actor's disastrous attempt to star in a big-budget Hollywood movie. What can I say about this novel? Well, let's have Bruce define it for you:

"You’ve already picked up the book, so you either:
A.     Know who I am
B.     Like the cool smoking jacket I’m wearing on the cover
C.     Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper
Is this a relationship book? Well, if by “relationship book” you mean that the characters in it have relationships or are related to someone, then yes, absolutely. Will you learn how to pick up chicks? Good heavens, I can only hope so, though for best results in that department you should both read this book and be Brad Pitt.
Is it a sequel to my autobiography, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor?  Sadly, no, which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher, I haven't “done” enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir.
Is it an “autobiographical novel”? Yes. I'm the lead character in the story and I'm a real person and everything in the book actually happened, except for all the stuff that didn’t. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics.
Regards,
Bruce “Don't Call Me Ash” Campbell "

And as a bonus, here's a memento of catching up with Bruce a few years ago...

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Funniest Book Title This Year (thus far)

Lord Vishnu's Love Handles

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Saturday, June 11, 2005

End of the World

I've always been fascinated with stories concerning the end of the world, the proverbial collapse of civilization by a plethora of inventive ways; destructive alien invasion, eco-collapse, man-made catastrophes, disease and other continent shattering events. There's something emotionally stirring about a story of ultimate survival. When I was younger, it was through mythology, particularly Norse mythology with it's perpetual gloomy demeanor, that this fascination came to be. (Ok, and maybe reading My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George and just a few Jack London stories helped too.) It was crystallized in junior high school when Pat Frank's Alas, Babylon was given for assigned reading. I was then firmly hooked. Over the years I came across more of this type of book and then I started seeking them out, both old and new. Recently I noticed a particular relevant title in my library and I thought it would share some of the better efforts in this area I'm aware of. This is not meant to be an all-encompassing list by any means, but just the ones I have read and enjoyed. If you like this type of novel, then look into some of these titles.


The Postman. David Brin
Forget the Kevin Costner movie, read the book! Set in a post apocalyptic United States, this early Brin novel focuses on nomadic survivor Gordon Krantz. While evading survivalist raiders, Gordon assumes the identity of a US Postal worker, complete with mail bag. Under this guise, Gordon gains the confidence of the people he meets, receiving free room and board since the people so desperately want to believe civilization is making a comeback. Gordon is quickly sucked into this belief and although he severely doubts himself. He becomes the bridge between communities in the Pacific NW, delivering mail and messages, keeping the hope of a better future alive.

Earth. David Brin
Set in the not too distant future, the earth is being ravaged by global warning to the extent that sunscreen and sunglasses are a must and ‘arks’ are built to preserve an increasing number of animals on the verge of extinction. As a group of scientists experiment with a miniature black hole as an alternative energy source, it escapes and sinks to the earth’s core where it orbits, signaling the earth’s destruction. In the meantime, world order is collapsing. Gianism has a strong foothold in the minds of many, a religion based on the theory that in order to save the earth, humans must submit to the inevitable and become extinct. But as scientists struggle to defeat the catastrophic effects of the black hole, they uncover upon an even greater threat. Earth is a novel well populated with many diverse and multidimensional characters. It is fun to read it now, a little over a dozen years after it’s initial publication, to see some of Brin’s predictions see reality such as the extent of the World Wide Web, personal video recorders becoming an everyday item and the exposure of corporate secrecy.

The Forge of God. Greg Bear
Aliens take over the Earth. Well, more like aliens destroy the Earth. Either way, to me, this is the best alien invasion novel I ever read. And the reason? You do not get to see the aliens at all, just their handiwork. The narrative is based around the actions of select people; how they handle the Earth shattering crisis. Intense at times and totally engaging.

Blood Music. Greg Bear
Written as a novella in 1983, this astonishing piece of hard SF garnered both the Hugo and Nebula awards. Afterwards, Bear extended it to novel length, adding a touch of the metaphysical to the ending. Scientist Vergil Ulam wanted to genetically engineer viruses to develop bioware, but instead creates intelligent cells with the capability to quickly mutate. When his employers discover his unauthorized experiments, he is told to destroy them. Unable to comply, he injects himself with the new cells to smuggle them out for further study elsewhere. This is where the fun begins. The cells immediately adapt to his body and then starts to modify it. Within weeks the cells learn of the world outside of Vergil’s body and then set out to infiltrate it with life changing results. One of the best genetic engineering SF books to date.

Aftermath. Charles Sheffield
This is one of the few novels to take a supernova event as a vehicle for disaster. In the near future, a supernova erupts in nearby Alpha Centauri. When the resulting gamma pulse hits earth, everything electronic in nature not buried underground or in a Faraday cage gets fried. This novel is seen through the eyes of a trio of cancer patients, the US president and White House staff and a Mars Expedition on it’s return flight. The cancer patients desperately need their periodic treatments, but all power has been disrupted and nearby hospitals are nearly non-functional except for basic medical needs. Hope for them is in the form of Dr. Oliver Guest. The only problem is that he is in ‘judicial sleep’ for being tried as a serial killer. A good solid read with a different perspective.

Lucifer's Hammer. Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
Niven and Pournelle are the undisputed SF tag team champions. Everything they write together is exceptional and Lucifer’s Hammer is right up there with the best of their work. This is the quintessential disaster novel, the one all others are judged by. The basic premise is a behemoth of a comet slams in the earth essentially destroying civilization all across the globe by massive earthquakes, tidal waves, etc. Like The Forge of God, the story revolves around several characters trying to survive the catastrophe. Truly a classic!


The Killing Star. Charles Pelligrino and George Zebrowski
This book is more like dozens of really cool scientific ideas strung along the lines of a novel format. As a novel, it fails in several areas, but the scope of the ideas are truly inspired. The premise centers around the idea that if there were interstellar species that could travel at relativistic speeds, one would not have a clue if that species was benign or otherwise until it was too late. We find out in the future when relativistic bombs hit the earth. Not content to just do that, the aliens then try to wipe out all pockets of humanity amongst the inner and outer planets.

Dust. Charles Pelligrino
Another book by the versatile Pelligrino, but one in which he attempts to imbue more of a plot and engaging characters, which, for the most part, works. He still needs to work on character development, but, again, his scientific basis for the novel transcends this flaw. An eco-catastrophe work based on the premise of what would happen if the food chain was missing a crucial element, setting the earth up for another mass extinction cycle. Killer dust mites swarms abound and vampire bats go into a frenzy as scientist Richard Sinclair tries to unravel what is happening. And that is just the start... Not for the faint of heart as it is quite scary and visceral.

Ill Wind. Kevin J. Anderson and Doug Beason
This is an eco-disaster thriller chillingly based on believable scientific conjecture. An oil supertanker has an accident off the coast of California and the oil company attempts to clean up the spill utilizing an experimental oil eating microbe. The microbe, however, turns out to be more mobile than suspected and is airborne across the country, destroying all petrochemical products from gasoline to plastic. Needless to say, it doesn’t take long before society starts to collapse. There’s a very cool scene in this book involving the effects of strong microwaves have on metal teeth fillings that would make you cringe the next time you see a microwave tower.

Childhood's End. Arthur C. Clarke
Not a true end-of-the-world book, but one that comes close enough to be categorized as such. Aliens arrive and help guide us towards our evolutionary destiny. We find out that they have tried to help us in the past, through visionaries like Confucius, Mohamed and Jesus, but their teaching were corrupted and turned into religions. At first all war, poverty, disease, etc. are eliminated and then, after several decades, all the children of earth merge themselves into a universal mind to wander off in other dimensions. The older human generations are left on earth to live out their lives without the ability to procreate, the last ones of their kind.

Alas, Babylon. Pat Frank
The book that started my passion for end-of-the-world scenarios. Set in a small town in Florida after a nuclear catastrophe it shows the horrors and challenges survivors must face. Quite moving for one like myself growing up during the Cold War. Very engaging and shows human nature in a positive light.

The White Plague. Frank Herbert
Yes Virginia, Frank Herbert wrote more than the classic Dune series. In this contemporary novel, molecular biologist John O’Neill’s family is killed by a terrorist bomb in Ireland. Grief plunges him into madness and he plots revenge against humanity by developing a fatal virus that targets only women. For the virus’ vehicle, he uses money, so it spreads quite rapidly and thoroughly. Viewed in light of today’s Anthrax and Small Pox scare, this novel hits home.

Moonseed. Stephen Baxter
Moon rocks that have been moth-balled for decades are brought back out in the research arena and some moon rock tailings are dropped on the ground in Scotland. Unbeknownst to anyone, the moon rocks were contaminated with an extraterrestrial nanovirus and it attacks the Earth’s rocky mantle with a vengeance. While a few drastic measures help slow the spread of destruction, a trip to the moon to solve the puzzle is hastily planned and executed. Grand in scale and scope.

Cradle of Saturn. James P. Hogan
In the future, the space program is as dead as it is today, except for private ventures, like the one that placed people at a permanent base on one of Saturn’s moons. When a chunk of Saturn is ejected into the inner solar system like a newborn comet, there are few worries on Earth. However, as it cruises around the Sun, it’s original trajectory was changed and it makes a near miss pass between the Earth and Moon, causing enormous gravitational stresses that threaten to wipe out the Earth’s population. Much of this conceptual plot is based on the works of Emmanuel Valikosky.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

When one starts, then they all say, “My turn!”

It used to be that sports biographies hovered around the major team sports, occasionally making the foray to tennis pros and boxers. Then someone realized motor sports were big and soon we had biographies on Formula 1 and NASCAR drivers. Then Mick Foley (aka Cactus Jack, Mankind; he also tag-teamed with The Rock under the name of The Rock 'n' Sock Connection) started the wrestling biography craze that now seems to be running out of steam. Or wrestlers of note. Or something.

Which brings us to the sport of fishing. Now, there have always been the how-to fishing books and the ubiquitous flyfishing books that are one part essay, two parts philosophy and one part humor. But now we have something different, something that hasn’t reared it’s head since the mid-90s. Bass fishing books, and not the how-to ones either.

It started earlier this year with Sowbelly: The Obscure Quest for the World Record Largemouth Bass by Monte Burke. It’s all about the quest to top the 1932 bass record of 22 pounds and 4 ounces. Ok, you must admit, that’s a lot of bass...

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Then immediately thereafter Celebrity Fish Talk: Tales of Fishing From an All-Star Cast by Dave Strege came out. Not a bass fishing book per se, but close enough in my view. This book is chock full of fishing mishaps with various celebrities, including how Kevin Costner faced his own Perfect Storm and what happened when Tiger Woods was confronted with a bear while fishing in Alaska. I really would have liked a story about how Nicholas Cage was nibbled to death by those pesky ravenous blue gills that seem to inhabit every cubic meter of bodies of fresh water, but alas...

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It all cumulates with the publication of Fishing on the Edge: The Mike Iaconelli Story. Bringing competitive bass fishing to the new millennium is newcomer Mike Iaconelli, winner of the 2003 Bassmaster Classic. As the front cover states, he’s not your father’s fisherman. ‘nough said.

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Saturday, June 04, 2005

Book of the Week

baby-gami: Baby Wrapping for Beginners by Andrea Sarvady

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This cute but practical guide introduces the art of swaddling taken to new levels. As the title suggests, this book has step by step instructional guides from basic cocoon-style to sling-style wraps. For each there’s a handy difficulty and age guide and color photos of the finished wrap. As one would expect there’s a few that would encroach on Anne Geddes territory with the right style bundling material. The perfect book for the inner mummy in you!

Anyone good at science/engineering out there need money?

Apparently the $10 million Ansari X Prize offered last year to the first nongovernmental team to launch a rocket into space has opened some eyes in the scientific community. Two similar contests have sprung up now.

The M Prize: The 'M' standing presumably for both the prize amount of a million dollars and the project name Methuselah (the name of the biblical character synonymous with longevity). Started by University of Cambridge biogerontologist Aubrey de Grey, the prize will go to the team that successfully extends the life or reverses the aging of mice. Criteria is to extend the life of a lab mouse beyond the current record of 4.98 years - the equivalent of 150 years in humans.

Centennial Challenges: Actually this is a set of two challenges with a prize of $50,000 each sponsored by NASA. Both are focused on developing a space elevator. The Tether Challenge requires teams to develop superstrong string material and the Beam Power Challenge requires teams to develop wireless power transmission technology. NASA has actually budgeted $80 million on technology prizes over the next five years so expect more NASA challenges to be announced.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Oprah strikes again

Today Oprah announced her 6th classic book club title. Or I should say, 'titles.' This time she picked Faulkner, a boxed set of 3 books theme titled "A Summer of Faulkner." The titles include As I Lay Dying, The Sound and the Fury and Light in August and it comes packaged with a reader's guide. If she hasn't lost anyone beforehand, she will now! Although it could be worse; she could have picked Joyce or Proust! I personally would like to see her pick Kerouac's On the Road even if it meant poor Jack turning in his grave!

Oprah's previous picks for her classic book club are:

East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Cry the Beloved Country by Alan Paton
100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Book of the Week

On Bullshit by Harry G. Frankfurt

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Intellectual humor disguised as a philosophical treatise or vice versa? Does it matter? Probably not. This slim volume is written by one of today’s leading philosophers on a subject well known to most everyone. But according to Frankfurt while many can recognize it, but not many know what bullshit actually is. Drawing on the works of such illuminaries as Wittgenstein and Pascal, Ezra Pound and St. Augustine, Frankfurt proceeds to build a theory behind the term, all in about 80 pages. Talk about cutting through the...